For rent: Luxury Penthouse (worms only) No humans!

If your a worm, we do believe this may be one of the nicest places in the area to loiter. This space is currently unlisted so you must act soon! Amenities  include: Dirt cheap. Willing to trade services for rent. Guarded closed community. Lots of friendly neighbors for cuddling. All the food you can eat. Climate … Continue reading

How to drive really fast and get where your going at the same time as grandpa

Another path

Once upon a much too short lunch break, I came up on that Cadillac on the freeway. Yes, THAT one. The gazillion dollar shiny caddy driving 45 mph on the freeway. Grandpa was sitting in the drivers seat, both hands on the wheel, glasses that resemble ski goggles on his head; squinting to barely see the road in … Continue reading